I’d like to apologize for all the wrong words and misspellings yesterday, hahahahaha. Apparently I was just having way too much fun existing and not seeing well with DILATED PUPILS .
Ah well, it was worth the laugh to proof read the post like 12 hours after the fact.
And yes, I finished the cake >.>
HAPPY TUESDAY EVERYONE! I hope you’re day is cooler than a window unit in a single wide :o
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The second link is one of my all time Favorite posts on this site. lol
😂 Good times!
Oh man, I remember all of these. I really remember the third one, with Cancer making avatars monkeys. The Admins are people too, people with amazing senses of humor.
that was funny! loved it
U miss spelled buy
You misspelled, misspelled and you. ^^
How the hell are you gonna spellcheck me here when my last post is LITTERED with every fuck up known to English? Hahahahaha. Good lord. Pick yo battles.
I am not battling you. Just calling out the person that said you misspelled buy and she/he as it may be a joint account misspelled, misspelled and you! Great to see you back!
Oh no! Nooooooo. Not you silly! I was jokingly picking on Impaler!
Its pretty bleak.
So I got "fitted" for contacts today. After seeing Endgame in 3D, my eyesight has been seriously fucking with me and giving me some pretty intense and sharp pain along my temples and behind my brows. So I got some contacts, whoo! Look at them eyes. So blue. So no glasses. SO TRIPPED OUT ON DILUTION. I'm sitting over here looking like goddamn Professor Xavier. I'm seeing inside minds and changing lives here.
Lul.
No I'm not.
I just literally went to the store and bought myself a mini birthday cake for dinner cause I'm a 3 year thats moonlighting as a 28 year old. I have no direction in my life.
God this cake is amazing.
BUT LOOK AT THIS MESS WITH MY EYES. LOOK AT IT!
I look one Woodstock drug away from a Salvador Dali masterpiece.
Also, obligatory photo of my dinner.
#mybodyisatemple #fitness
How many calories even is this? Its a calories per slice. ...I'm on the last slice.
Er.
Whelp. Whoops. ;)
HAPPY MONDAY YOU BEAUTIFUL FOOLS!
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I want cake for dinner.
Cake is good food, eggs, milk... *nods a lot* I have been toying with the idea of contacts. My avtar shows of fmy new glasses. LOL I be rockin in them.
Oh and yeah, your CORNEA looks about the size of your dinner.
This cake is the good stuff. Just in case no one got the idea in the post, oh yeah, its delicious.
My vision is completely wacked out. Its been like 3 hours. But I'm seeing somewhat better finally. I can absolutely feel a huge pressure relief on my eyes already. Its a beautiful monday. No headache, my eyesight is better, and my dog is cute as hell.
i say eat what ya want and feck the rest!
Jesus Christ.
I'm back in old shoes and its honestly a bit goddamn unsettling. Not in a horrible way where my stomach is knotted and I feel like I can't breathe...
But in that way of I feel like I'm stumbling and I'm stumbling hard. Like I'm getting hit full on in the stomach by the past and years of things I've either learned to swallow with dignity, had ripped straight from me while I was screaming with zero dignity, or things I've simply chosen to push from my mind and deal with at a later time.
Reading through so much history was uplifting and tore down some very slung together walls with barely any support completely down and reopened some deep things that I should probably go ahead and reevaluate. Life is a progression of time and essence. Letting things slip away isn't apart of growing and adjusting. Its just cowardice. I've always wanted to be an extremely positive part of people's lives. Whether its as something as silly as a person reading this journal or as big as actually getting to carry a conversation with people and BE in their lives. Bad days are inevitable, but I can control how much I let those waves ripple from me onto other people.
I haven't been.... well, Speranza, in almost 6 years.
6 years.
Jesus Christ.
Time to put back on worn shoes. They've always brought me such close comfort. Lets dust off the bookshelf and let me show you how 6 years have changed me and who I am now. I left here around 22 years old.
I'm 28 now.
Hi.
I missed you.
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You were missed! I'm happy to see that you've decided to venture back.
😁
😍😍😍
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Dakotah
15:16 Apr 30 2019
At least you have an excuse for yours. I re-read my post and the typos are many. I can always over look someone else's typos but not mine. HaHa By the way, I like your journal. It's funny and up beat.
sPerAnZa
16:27 Apr 30 2019
Your.
Your.
Omg, Speranza, get your dick fingers fixed.
Not you’re.
Your.
I can’t english. Halp.
Dakotah
17:37 Apr 30 2019
Most people mix up "you're" and "your". It's common here to the point sometimes I think some people are a random word generator.
mrandmrsimpaler4ever
17:38 Apr 30 2019
U r really nice
ABHORASH
15:08 May 01 2019
Maybe it's just because you were all jacked up on sugar and had icing all over your fingers!!!
LOL
The typos don't make you any less enjoyable to talk with. I hope you never lose the qualities that make you, you.
:)